Because you don’t have any underpants on?
Read moreI remember the toilet paper shortage.
Read moreThat is practically the perfect social networking cv!
Read moreYou are all talk and no podcast, sir!
Read moreAll of us except you and @r7. Who is eating a cheese sandwich without you.
Read moreHow rude!
Read moreWe’re all busy recording podcasts where we can drone on and on unchallenged, uninterrupted, repetitively, over and over again, forever more.
Read moreAs if by magic, @rpcutts appeared.
Read moreI do not have podcast.
Read moreHardball!
Read moreAh. The holy trinity resurrected in everlasting gloria in excelsis Deo! Bravo! Bravo!
Read moreI expect to be kicked out of #clique any moment now.
Read morerude, even.
Read moreIt would be ruse to promote myself in such a way.
Read moreNo, it is merely my weekly list of people I recommend to you to block in order to further enhance your enjoyment of anti-social networking.
Read more#BlockWednesday @dickturpin @r7 @laroquod @thistleweb @mcnalu @reality @andyc @satipera @evan @ ladyj @johnnynull @joshix @rpcutts @mo6020
Read moreVaffanpollo.
Read moreHe has some delicious looking live chickens.
Read moreI have a packet of six rashers you can have for a pony.
Read moreDue to popular demand, Wales is now an island in its own right. The UK has run out of bacon. Sheep shooting is the new national sport.
Read moreWhat?! I just dismantled my recording studio and crosscut-shredded the no longer needed sound system schematic!!!
Read moreIt was painful to watch.
Read moreWell, it’s a few years now since @dickturpin’s hair attended a meeting.
Read moreI take it you are familiar with Deliverance?
Read moreWell, unless I’m drynk.
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