rapidly defrosting?
Read more#Isthatwhatyousaytobeggars?
Read morethe leakage?
Read moreI don’t think gay pornography is illegal (but, er, IANAL).
Read moresome tissues?
Read moreI don’t think it worked, though.
Read moreThat was Pete Townsend’s legal defence, IIRC.
Read moreIsn’t that all of it?
Read moretrain station?
Read more@rpcutts I didn’t know you liked gay pornography.
Read moreup hill?
Read morePresumably when he put his pinny on.
Read moreWhy do you say that?
Read morego on?
Read moreBABOON!
Read moreEuropeans, especially those lazy Brits, are known for being so inconsiderate and rude.
Read moreBecause @x11r5 is such a sycophant?
Read moreIn #London, we have streets that smell of poop! (It’s an olde tradition.)
Read more@moggers87 “Socks before, or after trousers, but never socks before pants, that’s the rule. Makes a man…”: bit.ly/Rdz2yW
Read moreKer-ching!
Read moreNo. The Latin would be #RhubarbusRhubarbum
Read moreWell, it’s normal not to wear underpants up north.
Read more#RhubarbRhubarb
Read moreAnd more to the point, you’re not getting me talking about doing cruel things to schoolchildren’s arses on a public social networking site.
Read moreYou’re an arse!
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