I don’t want to get into an argument with them!

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Summary: someone got the wrong end of a very large tree.

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@r7 We may have covered this in an early episode of #tinap. Or I may have edited it out of the released version out of courtesy.

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‘Mad Salty, c/o Local Secure Hospital, Wiltshire, UK’ should do it.

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21 hour working week and citizens' income. Enough for my vote: Policy 2012 — pirateparty.org.uk/forum/viewtopi… #ppuk

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@mo6020 Pineapple, maybe. Rhubarb, definitely not.

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Yes, this country bumpkin wisdom is useless.

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#rhubarbrhubarb

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I just thought it was a cute (children’s) story.

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@satipera won this week’s signed bin liner.

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You can stick your green fingers…

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Them theres onions won’t grows ‘emselves, you knows.

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Remember what the nice doctor said - don’t take your medication on an empty stomach.

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Shut up with your potty mouth.

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“How Many Stars There Are”: bit.ly/O2oHrR

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Good news :-)

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Yeah, just like mine. For how long, and do you get to use visual aids?

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Seems like good advice, but how do you know when you are 80% full?

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I suspect, as a compromise, we will now see notices advising us not to put our heads in the bins: ‘Use your head. Don’t put it in the bin.’

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You vile and disgusting man! I thought they were your daughters!

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Shooting at sheepdog trials would definitely make it much more interesting :-)

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Oh, gosh, it must be hard! You look so… so VIRILE, too!

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The dilemma for elf ‘n’ safety now is whether to make the entry holes to street bins larger or smaller than the largest or smallest head?

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You’re the Daddy!

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So did me and @andyc. Which was the only reason we did it, initially.

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