You claim to be a ‘sales manager’. Yet work has enslaved you, at the expense of your fellow travellers.

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But, but, work will set you…, oh, never mind.

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Was he asking for a refund?

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Yes, much closer than Zurich. FFS, get over there and buy him some lunch!

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BREAKING NEWS: A tired, dishevelled and really rather pale Jimmy Savile has been arrested by police ‘assessing’ kiddie fixing allegations.

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How would doing so elicit shame in anyone other than the person following your instructions?

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Advice to retailers - don’t ask for my customer feedback until AFTER you have actually bothered to deliver the goods I paid for.

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It’s to inculcate in you a sense of the national rhythm, so that you don’t rock the boat by being efficient or presentable.

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We have had to give up breakfast for the greater good. ‘A full English’ is now a state of mind.

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Stiff upper lip, old chap.

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I’ve been tossing and turning all night wondering if I should fave that dent or not, but the imagery is simply too disturbing.

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I have arranged for Google shill @reality to be transported to England in order to immediately begin a thorough search for this document.

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Or is it a love bite from one of your gay porno pals?

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It is rather like changing drivers as you hurtle over the cliff edge, isn’t it?

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People with OCD need jobs, too.

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Google search, otoh, is rather excellent.

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alternativeto.net/software/googl… might be worth a look.

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I bet. You’re as bad as @mcnalu and his bbc.

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while he was?

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like the one?

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Yes, I can see how that might be a problem.

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event of?

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for emergency?

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which he hoped?

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Sorry, I’m getting a bit lost with this one - the books or the trains?

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