You claim to be a ‘sales manager’. Yet work has enslaved you, at the expense of your fellow travellers.
Read moreBut, but, work will set you…, oh, never mind.
Read moreWas he asking for a refund?
Read moreYes, much closer than Zurich. FFS, get over there and buy him some lunch!
Read moreBREAKING NEWS: A tired, dishevelled and really rather pale Jimmy Savile has been arrested by police ‘assessing’ kiddie fixing allegations.
Read moreHow would doing so elicit shame in anyone other than the person following your instructions?
Read moreAdvice to retailers - don’t ask for my customer feedback until AFTER you have actually bothered to deliver the goods I paid for.
Read moreIt’s to inculcate in you a sense of the national rhythm, so that you don’t rock the boat by being efficient or presentable.
Read moreWe have had to give up breakfast for the greater good. ‘A full English’ is now a state of mind.
Read moreStiff upper lip, old chap.
Read moreI’ve been tossing and turning all night wondering if I should fave that dent or not, but the imagery is simply too disturbing.
Read moreI have arranged for Google shill @reality to be transported to England in order to immediately begin a thorough search for this document.
Read moreOr is it a love bite from one of your gay porno pals?
Read moreIt is rather like changing drivers as you hurtle over the cliff edge, isn’t it?
Read morePeople with OCD need jobs, too.
Read moreGoogle search, otoh, is rather excellent.
Read morealternativeto.net/software/googl… might be worth a look.
Read moreI bet. You’re as bad as @mcnalu and his bbc.
Read morewhile he was?
Read morelike the one?
Read moreYes, I can see how that might be a problem.
Read moreevent of?
Read morefor emergency?
Read morewhich he hoped?
Read moreSorry, I’m getting a bit lost with this one - the books or the trains?
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