I dunno. Ex-resident right-wing nutjobs @rpcutts and @mo6020 might be able to help.

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My back is killing me and I’m practically crippled after being out in the rain all day training and coaching.

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Racism is political.

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@mo6020 fucking hell, you’re lining them up on tables now?

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@mo6020 and @nourishedcloud is in another country which is going to make training difficult, I imagine.

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@mo6020 @DvdMrsdn 5 more? I make that 6, unless you’ve just sired another one since we last conversed.

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Not like the good old days of Bernard Manning and Jim Davidson, eh?

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I don’t want to know about how you pleasure your privates.

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Nigel Farage?

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@mo6020 Excellent! I need a minimum of 8 for mini soccer.

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Incontinence?

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I doubt that. I got my equality and diversity badge, too.

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Hopefully I’ll be able to walk again soon.

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Thanks.

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I am now a fully fledged FA football coach at Level 1. Now all I need is a team…. #fb

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@mo6020 Sorry, been out all day. Only just got in.

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“The Future Jobs Fund: what a waste”: bit.ly/WJ2tiH

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@RoyalMail Here we go again! 3-1008613098078. Due for redelivery yesterday. Can’t get through on phone.

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Next: Naked women bishops. Oh, wait.

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Something has titillated you?

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Arrange a scoping meeting with New Scotland Yard detectives who will help you work out what you can sue the registrars for.

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Not to be confused with: archive.org/details/Improv… #notTINAP #TheRealTinaP

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All the audio files are here, if that’s what you’re looking for: archive.org/details/TINAP_… #tinap

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I had no idea @mjd was that old.

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Nope!

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