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Eugenics was still quite the fashion around that time.

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Wasabi? Pistachios?

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Me: ‘You’re a bullshitter working for a bullshit company. Fuck off!’ Cold-caller: ‘No! You fuck off!’

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@RoyalMail OK. What do you need?

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A bit late for the NaNoWriMo crowd: brainpickings.org/index.php/2012…

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To answer the question on everyone’s lips: the #tinap Xmas Special will be released just in time for Xmas. Or a few days after. Maybe.

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When you say ‘I am cooking a pizza’ you mean ‘I am heating up a ready-made pizza’?

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@RoyalMail That would be helpful, thanks.

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@RoyalMail I didn’t receive a card, no.

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@RoyalMail Wouldn’t you leave a card to let me know that’s what you’d done? And if it’s not with my neighbours, where is it?

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@RoyalMail That doesn’t make any sense. Why would they leave it with my neighbours? I was at home all day!

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Wife is making a chicken and jam sandwich. Cat is on high alert.

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I’ve never had any problems, but I believe there are risks involved.

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I see my dastardly plan to break the internets has been foiled yet again!

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Merry Christmas!

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“Word Association Study” — smallworldofwords.com/tests/

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So. You’re anti-penetration, anti-orgasm, and anti-fur?

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What could be wrong with bowling a maiden over?

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Technical problem (unable to get off the sofa) meant the mission was cancelled.

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@mo6020 Is that what you call #osmosis?

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Time to crawl into a hot bath.

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Me, too. I hear she loves her marmalade and can get quite aggressive if she receives visitors who don’t think to bring any.

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Heartiest thanks :-)

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Yes, I have already put my name forward.

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