Haha! Benitez appointed Chelsea manager!
Read moreThe apple strudel aside, that’s half-baked.
Read moreOK, OK! I apologise for naming you as the person who wrote that article, and any distress it may have caused.
Read moreMy money’s on a combined effort by @jrobertson and @marjoleink ;-)
Read morePaddington Bear’s Aunt Lucy lives in the Home for Retired Bears in Lima. Take some marmalade.
Read moreI guess it’s about power and status. I must have missed this particular meeting, but it seems the CofE is above the law in this regard.
Read more“The Practice of Anarchy” — cluborlov.blogspot.co.uk/2012/11/the-pr…
Read moreI believe that would be worse.
Read moreWho was?
Read moreOuch!
Read moreOh, sorry. I meant all-you-can-snort crack parties. :-(
Read moreYou can’t beat a nice relaxing evening torturing yourself.
Read moreWho is James Macintyre?
Read moreHey, government ministers did not have sexual relations with children!
Read moreCensorship!
Read moreBloody commie bastard!
Read moreOnly time I saw Richard Branson in the flesh he was parading around in stockings and suspenders entertaining children. #Virgin
Read moreThey’re just preparing you for the world of work :-)
Read moreHave they named him?
Read moreSorry, no. (WTF?!)
Read moreHitler was quite the bureaucrat. Plus he was European. But point taken.
Read moreI thought it was because your hands were all cut up.
Read moreA scarf is generally multi-functional in that regard, if required. A cock warmer less so.
Read more‘The requested URL /videos/2012/11/17/2240hrs.ogv was not found on this server.’ :-(
Read moreI was thinking more of the ample access to soft, warm and wet cow dung and slurry, but each to their own.
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