You should start up your own hairdressing salon. You have the perfect name for it.
Read moreYou’re stuck in the future. The delivery service will never be able to deliver your parcel because you will never be present to receive it.
Read moreAha! Now we’re getting somewhere!
Read moreWas it this delivery service that sent you the email?
Read moreWhat are you waiting for? Is it a parcel to be delivered by City Link?
Read moreHmmm…. I don’t think you’re travelling forward in time at all. Just waiting your life away.
Read moreInteresting. What do you do when you’re there?
Read moreMind you, being able to travel back in time even just five minutes would be enough for me and most people, I suspect.
Read moreI fear that time travel, should it ever happen, will be a similar anti-climax.
Read moreYou see, if I was leader of the opposition, I’d be advocating a fucking termination. “Two Milibands on the monarchy”: bit.ly/R3xgW9
Read moreYou are the source. You sourcey little thing!
Read moreNot really. I have two eyes.
Read moreGaddammit, now I’m saying everything twice!
Read moreHe just said he is a helicopter.
Read moreYes, you are! Look, you just did it again!
Read moreThis is going to ruin your #tinap audio once and for all.
Read moreI see everything twice.
Read moreWhat do you mean what do I mean?
Read moreWhy is @kevie saying everything twice?
Read moreOh, well, at least you tried. No doubt lots of competition.
Read moreThat’s disappointing. Sorry to hear that.
Read moreOne of the pitfalls of that kind of offline storage, I’m afraid.
Read more@lipntsiccvy I think you should fuck off.
Read moreLashings of HP sauce….
Read moreOther than that, there’s nothing much to report.
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