Keep trousers on.

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Diversifying already? You really have a head for this :-)

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That’s how I do it.

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Note to self: keep trousers on.

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Minus their elastic, these underpants are an accident waiting to happen.

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Or public: legitimatenews.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/royal-…

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Kate is a disgrace to Britishness! Whatever happened to keeping a stiff upper lip?!

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I was just thinking the same, although my theory is artificial insemination. #blamelizardbrain

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I preferred the HMHB version in my later years: youtu.be/aSNMTa7Yd3E

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On the booze?

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I appear to have been transported to Zurich overnight.

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You have a vivid and terrifying imagination.

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Well, they are rather impressive specimens, nonetheless :-)

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Oh, dear. That could be all over the internet soon.

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Aha! @ladyc / @andyj!

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You may be confusing me with @andyc’s shiny new bottom.

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You may be confusing me with @insultron.

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Possibly, although usually I remember why I block someone and carry a grudge against them for years afterwards.

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Ah, yes. Thanks for noticing. Not sure how that happened. I have called a plumber. #unblocked

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Yes, but as the new boy, do you have to polish everyone else’s, too?

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Unless, of course, @satipera is @ladyj! Cue dramatic music #tinap

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For me, certainly. Maybe this is what happened to @satipera, also, except no one can see his dents at all.

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Do you have to polish your own helmet?

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So, @erkanyilmaz has resurfaced alive and well, but I don’t see his notices in my timeline. Here we go again….

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Did you grow those yourself?

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