Keep trousers on.
Read moreDiversifying already? You really have a head for this :-)
Read moreThat’s how I do it.
Read moreNote to self: keep trousers on.
Read moreMinus their elastic, these underpants are an accident waiting to happen.
Read moreOr public: legitimatenews.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/royal-…
Read moreKate is a disgrace to Britishness! Whatever happened to keeping a stiff upper lip?!
Read moreI was just thinking the same, although my theory is artificial insemination. #blamelizardbrain
Read moreI preferred the HMHB version in my later years: youtu.be/aSNMTa7Yd3E
Read moreOn the booze?
Read moreI appear to have been transported to Zurich overnight.
Read moreYou have a vivid and terrifying imagination.
Read moreWell, they are rather impressive specimens, nonetheless :-)
Read moreOh, dear. That could be all over the internet soon.
Read moreAha! @ladyc / @andyj!
Read moreYou may be confusing me with @andyc’s shiny new bottom.
Read moreYou may be confusing me with @insultron.
Read morePossibly, although usually I remember why I block someone and carry a grudge against them for years afterwards.
Read moreAh, yes. Thanks for noticing. Not sure how that happened. I have called a plumber. #unblocked
Read moreYes, but as the new boy, do you have to polish everyone else’s, too?
Read moreUnless, of course, @satipera is @ladyj! Cue dramatic music #tinap
Read moreFor me, certainly. Maybe this is what happened to @satipera, also, except no one can see his dents at all.
Read moreDo you have to polish your own helmet?
Read moreSo, @erkanyilmaz has resurfaced alive and well, but I don’t see his notices in my timeline. Here we go again….
Read moreDid you grow those yourself?
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