You need to get laid.

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No.

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@jk @johnnynull Yeah, season 1 is rancid cat piss.

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I’m only returning the Shepherd’s Pie favour :-)

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Perhaps…

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Yeah. One’s mine and the other’s the wife’s.

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@mo6020 Hey, I scooped it up and put it in the fridge. It’ll be fine, I’m sure.

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Two.

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Spent two hours crafting the finest pizza I’ve ever made this afternoon. Ate a couple of slices and threw the rest on the floor.

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Well, you’re also missing a marketing opportunity here. An ideal beekeeper’s holiday?

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What a goal! #United

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Scholes booked.

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It was a confusing line-up. I thought maybe Rafael would play left-back with Buttner and Kagawa or Cleverley out wide.

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4-4-2.

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Wife complaining about Gordon Strachan’s ‘Scouse accent’.

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Sorry, I’ve only just had me breakfast.

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I’m glad you mentioned @mcnalu’s recipe. (And not just that you’d washed your nuts, defrosted a chicken and acquired some lubricant.)

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I’ve never been up Arthur’s Seat. Sounds like it might be a regular haunt for gay people.

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@rpcutts Really? Never heard of him.

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I didn’t know there was a dinner lady chess piece.

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I wouldn’t mind being a bishop. I think I’d make a good bishop. I could do it when I’m not being a dinner lady.

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The only way to cook, imo.

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WTF? The Church of England is considering importing bishops as they don’t have enough upstanding straight English members of bishop calibre.

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‘there may be adders’ is not equivalent to ‘next several hundred thousand bees’.

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