You need to get laid.
Read moreNo.
Read more@jk @johnnynull Yeah, season 1 is rancid cat piss.
Read moreI’m only returning the Shepherd’s Pie favour :-)
Read morePerhaps…
Read moreYeah. One’s mine and the other’s the wife’s.
Read more@mo6020 Hey, I scooped it up and put it in the fridge. It’ll be fine, I’m sure.
Read moreTwo.
Read moreSpent two hours crafting the finest pizza I’ve ever made this afternoon. Ate a couple of slices and threw the rest on the floor.
Read moreWell, you’re also missing a marketing opportunity here. An ideal beekeeper’s holiday?
Read moreWhat a goal! #United
Read moreScholes booked.
Read moreIt was a confusing line-up. I thought maybe Rafael would play left-back with Buttner and Kagawa or Cleverley out wide.
Read more4-4-2.
Read moreWife complaining about Gordon Strachan’s ‘Scouse accent’.
Read moreSorry, I’ve only just had me breakfast.
Read moreI’m glad you mentioned @mcnalu’s recipe. (And not just that you’d washed your nuts, defrosted a chicken and acquired some lubricant.)
Read moreI’ve never been up Arthur’s Seat. Sounds like it might be a regular haunt for gay people.
Read more@rpcutts Really? Never heard of him.
Read moreI didn’t know there was a dinner lady chess piece.
Read moreI wouldn’t mind being a bishop. I think I’d make a good bishop. I could do it when I’m not being a dinner lady.
Read moreThe only way to cook, imo.
Read moreWTF? The Church of England is considering importing bishops as they don’t have enough upstanding straight English members of bishop calibre.
Read more‘there may be adders’ is not equivalent to ‘next several hundred thousand bees’.
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