Baby giraffe fucking apologist!
Read moreThen you ask a doctor for help. Or get a flight home. I don’t know.
Read moreWhen you stop shaking, then. Which you will do. Breathe. Probably lack of sleep isn’t helping.
Read moreGet some sleep.
Read morePhilistine!
Read morePerhaps, with your ludicrous American bacon.
Read moreNo, you are just having a bacon-deprivation hallucination. Mind you, I’m sure that’s how the Neanderthal @johnnynull and @ladyj do it.
Read morePlease, no drooling: ur1.ca/cfhqi
Read moreYes. If he won’t remove it… off with his head!
Read moreYes you do. How offensive! Please remove it at once!
Read moreYou sick bastard.
Read moreCan you give @speeddefrost a good seeing to, please? He’s gagging for it.
Read moreFunny, I watched that last night, too.
Read moreNo I’m not.
Read moreOf course, we could all sing ‘Happy Birthday’ to @robmyers if it wasn’t copyrighted.
Read moreWhat?
Read moreHappy birthday to @robmyers!
Read moreI smoked her out by rattling her Dreamies treats bag. She was hiding behind the bedroom door.
Read moreRight, that’s it. I’m off back to bed.
Read moreAlso, the cat has disappeared.
Read moreI have a 2000 word essay to write. All I want to do is crawl back under the covers.
Read moreHave you been reading the ‘New! Improved! Mayan Calendar’?
Read moreTime for an early morning snooze. Where is #managerdog?
Read moreWell, that is one way of keeping the population under control.
Read moreAgain?! How many times are you going to do this?
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