Sorry, we seem to have lost the connection to the live update we hoped to bring you. We hope to bring you that later when we get it.

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Sorry to interrupt, Andrew, but I have a live update on what ‘we’ believe Johnny Null will say later on today about how he has been keeping.

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Where do we form the queue?

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It’s a lifelong impediment.

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What does it mean in the US? The obvious?

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You should probably go get it cut.

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You’re a slapper.

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Fortunately for us both, a mutual friend intervened and saved the day.

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Yes. I managed to disarm him with my l33t martial arts skills.

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Thanks.

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Because he was a psychopathic bully.

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I got called ‘lanky cunt’ by a psycho holding a knife to my throat. I never found out if it was because of my height or my Lancashire roots.

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Bows

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My opologies.

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You soft cunt!

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White sauce.

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That is not the contentious issue discussed.

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“George Osborne – the contentious cunt”: bit.ly/UiQ44P

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Ah, yes: a2c3.co/display/encycl…. Thanks :-)

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Surely not?

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Thank fuck for that. Too old for that nonsense. Let 2013 be the year we do meet up for a pint or several, though.

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Google’s heavies will frogmarch you on to the plane? Nice.

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So now we can plan the live episode 10 of #tinap and invite people to attend for the price of a round, a bin liner and a bag of satsumas?

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I nearly brought up my dinner as well.

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Not if you believe in fate.

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