When are you immigrating to London?
Read moreArsenal’s season implodes in February. As it does every season.
Read moreYes, but it’s their own fault for being fat and poor. This will help them to be slim and poor, which is better than nothing, surely?
Read moreDon’t fancy taking the royal road to your unconscious mind, eh?
Read moreOne reason I moved from the sticks to London - to get away from the kind of small-minded bigots filling up the comments.
Read moreHe had a good life.
Read moreI had a fiery end once. A few days rubbing hydrocortisone cream into it sorted it out.
Read moreI’m so hungry I could eat a horse!
Read moreVery much. Work rate is why he’s in the team. He has sublime skill at times, first touch and scoring will improve, I guess. And he’s a Manc.
Read moreYes, although I fear we will be torn apart on the counter in the return. Then again, maybe we will play for a 0-0?
Read moreIt’s Dobbin’s dong. Mmm… spicy!
Read moreTrue, but any other day RvP would have scored and we would have won 2-1.
Read moreThe block button doesn’t actually do anything. It just makes you feel better/superior when you click it.
Read moreIf you had two ears I might take you seriously.
Read moreYou’ll be sorrel when I fennel with you.
Read moreHave you tried watering it?
Read moreYou’re calling thyme on my herbal wordplay? You cheeky basil!
Read moreIt looks like it’s on borrowed thyme if you ask me.
Read moreI don’t listen to 5live because of Alan Green.
Read moreAlan ‘Confrontation’ Green, I suppose?
Read moreWe should have won 2-1.
Read moreYou are being far too generous there.
Read moreIt’s thyme was up.
Read moreIt’s easy enough when you have thyme to kill like that.
Read moreI want to try squirrel. I hear it’s quite nutty.
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