When are you immigrating to London?

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Arsenal’s season implodes in February. As it does every season.

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Yes, but it’s their own fault for being fat and poor. This will help them to be slim and poor, which is better than nothing, surely?

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Don’t fancy taking the royal road to your unconscious mind, eh?

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One reason I moved from the sticks to London - to get away from the kind of small-minded bigots filling up the comments.

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He had a good life.

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I had a fiery end once. A few days rubbing hydrocortisone cream into it sorted it out.

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I’m so hungry I could eat a horse!

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Very much. Work rate is why he’s in the team. He has sublime skill at times, first touch and scoring will improve, I guess. And he’s a Manc.

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Yes, although I fear we will be torn apart on the counter in the return. Then again, maybe we will play for a 0-0?

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It’s Dobbin’s dong. Mmm… spicy!

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True, but any other day RvP would have scored and we would have won 2-1.

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The block button doesn’t actually do anything. It just makes you feel better/superior when you click it.

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If you had two ears I might take you seriously.

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You’ll be sorrel when I fennel with you.

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Have you tried watering it?

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You’re calling thyme on my herbal wordplay? You cheeky basil!

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It looks like it’s on borrowed thyme if you ask me.

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I don’t listen to 5live because of Alan Green.

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Alan ‘Confrontation’ Green, I suppose?

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We should have won 2-1.

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You are being far too generous there.

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It’s thyme was up.

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It’s easy enough when you have thyme to kill like that.

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I want to try squirrel. I hear it’s quite nutty.

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