You’re not French, are you?
Read moreWell, he’s quite a good-looking man and certainly knows how to, er, woo the ladies.
Read moreSo when you going to be in London for a drink up?
Read more@reality looks like a dark Julian Assange…
Read moreHe’s also doing the secret triangle sign of the Illuminati, Beyoncé and @jrobertson. #evil #triangles
Read moreIt sounded better than broccoli.
Read more@andyc the chicken legs in Chinese takeaways always seemed much too long to be from an actual chicken.
Read moreThanks to @jrobertson and @andyc for ruining tonight’s dinner of bangers and mash.
Read moreDecapitating a calabrese…
Read moreThe French reckon it’s much tastier than beef.
Read moreYes, you did. But then I thought I read here you were going home first and coming to London the following week?
Read morePeeling some spuds. #legacymicroblogging
Read moreWhy do you need a hotel in London?
Read moreCool.
Read morePut this in your pipe and smoke it: 8tracks.com/davidmarsden/a…
Read moreThe squeaking would wake you up, surely?
Read moreYou bastard!
Read moreReally? I thought you said they had live chickens there?
Read moreDoes your cat like the Roomba?
Read moreNot Sam’s Chicken place, then.
Read moreI think @robmyers has a Roomba.
Read moreWhat the potato are you talking about?
Read moreOh, the hokey cokey…
Read morePotato off.
Read moreI made my batter last night and left it to stand in the fridge. I have some left over, too…
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