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Read more@mo6020 @nourishedcloud That would be cool. I’m here all week.
Read more@johnnynull Yeah. “BEEP! BEEP!”
Read moreSame here.
Read moreI’m not sure I’d want complete strangers scanning my backpack.
Read moreYou’re pulling my pud?
Read morePro-tip: take the Heathrow Connect overground train to Paddington, then get the Bakerloo tube to Oxford Circus, then the Victoria to KC..
Read moreCrikey! That’s 4% more than two weeks ago!
Read moreWasteful, but necessary. The critters all look the same to me.
Read moreI think I’ve had the anal leakage ‘tuna’ before.
Read moreCan I have four vowels, please, Carol?
Read moreAre you on the Piccalilli line?
Read moreI didn’t realise you were battery-powered.
Read moreSounds fishy.
Read moreWorth supporting — kickstarter.com/projects/15308…
Read moreNited Tates?
Read moreA good selection of bolt cutters, too.
Read moreNot sure it’s a good idea the cops selling on this kind of thing: bumblebeeauctions.co.uk/XcAPViewItem.a…
Read more@yamanickill Buying stolen goods? bumblebeeauctions.co.uk/XcAPViewItem.a…
Read moreHa! Nice one. This may come in handy: scarfolk.blogspot.co.uk/2013/02/foreig…
Read moreNew government welfare advice to poor: scarfolk.blogspot.co.uk/2013/02/eating…
Read moreYeah, likewise. Did you find a hotel?
Read moreOK, cool. I won’t be there Friday, but will be back Saturday for a weekandabitlonger, unless the locals ask me to leave before then.
Read moreSorry. That was offensive. What I meant to say was: ‘Let them eat horse!’
Read moreWe’re all fucking immigrants.
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