@reality soundcloud.com/dmarsd/beep-be…

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@mo6020 @nourishedcloud That would be cool. I’m here all week.

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@johnnynull Yeah. “BEEP! BEEP!”

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Same here.

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I’m not sure I’d want complete strangers scanning my backpack.

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You’re pulling my pud?

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Pro-tip: take the Heathrow Connect overground train to Paddington, then get the Bakerloo tube to Oxford Circus, then the Victoria to KC..

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Crikey! That’s 4% more than two weeks ago!

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Wasteful, but necessary. The critters all look the same to me.

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I think I’ve had the anal leakage ‘tuna’ before.

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Can I have four vowels, please, Carol?

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Are you on the Piccalilli line?

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I didn’t realise you were battery-powered.

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Sounds fishy.

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Worth supporting — kickstarter.com/projects/15308…

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Nited Tates?

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A good selection of bolt cutters, too.

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Not sure it’s a good idea the cops selling on this kind of thing: bumblebeeauctions.co.uk/XcAPViewItem.a…

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@yamanickill Buying stolen goods? bumblebeeauctions.co.uk/XcAPViewItem.a…

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Ha! Nice one. This may come in handy: scarfolk.blogspot.co.uk/2013/02/foreig…

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New government welfare advice to poor: scarfolk.blogspot.co.uk/2013/02/eating…

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Yeah, likewise. Did you find a hotel?

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OK, cool. I won’t be there Friday, but will be back Saturday for a weekandabitlonger, unless the locals ask me to leave before then.

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Sorry. That was offensive. What I meant to say was: ‘Let them eat horse!’

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We’re all fucking immigrants.

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