In England, we are able to communicate with each other on first name terms without sexually abusing one another. Oh, wait…
Read moreThat’s because we’re a bunch of commie bastards infiltrated by the French, whereas the US is The Land of the Free.
Read moreThe UK unemployed should be thankful they are not in Spain or Greece. The bankers should be thankful they are not in jail.
Read moreEvery job is as valuable as every other. Therefore, shelf-stackers' bonuses are being restricted to the equivalent of one years' salary.
Read moreWhat a prat! Let’s hope he’s bluffing about leaving.
Read morePity the poor bankers.
Read moreThey should really make them self-assembly. Although they might be a bit of a ‘mare to put together.
Read moreIs this the Identi.ca upgrade?
Read moreWhy don’t you want you want your students to call you ‘Jon’?
Read moreI’m already following an #egg counting account, so I don’t see why not.
Read moreNo mini bar?
Read moreIt worked for Obama.
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Read moreNot me. logicalpoint.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/36302_…
Read moreI want compo for the lives I haven’t lived.
Read moreDrunk again?
Read moreI suspect that would be more likely if you’d just sawn through your arm.
Read moreActually, they don’t do ogg, but offer flac @mrnigelgreen
Read moreAlso, bleep.com /cc @reality
Read moreAnd a bayonet.
Read moreCareful. You don’t want to get pregnant.
Read more@nourishedcloud @mo6020 I charge extra for working hours. Prefer not to do Friday night actually, as I have some work on Saturday morning.
Read moreI am @depressionbot.
Read more@mo6020 @nourishedcloud That’s great. But a bit insensitive to talk about back ends whenever Andy’s name is mentioned, don’t you think?
Read moreWhy all my blog posts are published at 6am: anotherurl.info/post/forking-h…
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