@fontana It’s all a bit Web 2.0 isn’t it?

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Did you plug it in?

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No. Haven’t you listened to #tinap 7?

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That doesn’t surprise me. @rpcutts thinks David Cameron is a communist.

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@jk wtf is wrong with you people?!

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Top night drinking beer and rum with @reality. Just like being out with an old mate.

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You liberal bastard!

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Mushing some peas. #legacymicroblogging

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According to GMaps, there’s a pub called The Angel opposite your office. Let’s meet there at 5ish?

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OK, let me know where you want to meet up then. Soho’s round the corner, should be one or two decent boozers there….

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How to make a lady feel wanted ;-)

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Oh, well, I’ll leave the fishnets at home, then. So you prefer to start soon after 5 near where you are?

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I prefer the new version. #failurefriday sounds too much like old school.

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Yes, of course. We can drink without those lightweights. What time you thinking of?

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Is #fixitfriday like #failurefriday, but with a positive spin?

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OK, OK. There’s no need to take that attitude with me.

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I thought that was fish?

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You have been excommunicated for fookin' heresy, you anti-federalist bastard!

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Thinking about it, I suppose bandanas cover your head, which covers your brain…. Unlike bananas.

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That seems like a raw deal.

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Bananas would have been cool.

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@andyc @mo6020 You mean tonight? Yes, I can do that. Do you still want me to bring my fishnets?

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I guess that’s part of the appeal to the many who are inspired to use it?

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Now that sounds like fun. It’s the ‘24 hours to save your local hospital because no other fucker gives a toss’ that leaves me cold.

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I’m not sure they’re poorly executed, as such, but their marketisation of my political impotence is ultimately a turn off, I agree.

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