Do not give them your gender!
Read moreIt’s up to 11.
Read morePickled shallots will have you knocking on people’s doors spreading the good news!
Read moreGood man. #rebt
Read moreI guess you can say the same for alcoholics, too.
Read moreNow you know how the rest of us feel when we try to engage you in a discussion about politics.
Read more@mo6020 Yeah, I’m just about recovered now. Shame you (and Andy) couldn’t make it.
Read more“David Stubbs interviews Mark E Smith, 12th November 1988” — ur1.ca/cyg6i #thefall
Read moreCouldn’t you just insert screwdrivers deep into both ears and twist until you’re stone deaf and/or no longer care?
Read moreLooks interesting :-)
Read moreYes, if only the US had simply unplugged Bradley Manning’s router…
Read moreSome people may be wondering what it’s like to go out drinking with @reality. Just be prepared to end up penniless and on the street.
Read moreNext time I will wear my catheter, I promise.
Read more‘The requested URL /images/2012/aug/12/cable-modem-log.png was not found on this server.’
Read moreI have been terribly misquoted!
Read moreDid you plug it in?
Read moreUnlikely that I’m embarrassed or that it was a cocktail stirrer?
Read moreAlso: running out of cash and now owing @reality 0.8756895423589546 bitcoins at 54113% APR.
Read moreOther embarrassments coming back to me now: spilling a whole pint on the floor outside and everyone walking by thinking I pissed myself.
Read moreI feel so embarrassed recalling how I sucked on that cocktail stirrer.
Read moreSome really great pics :-)
Read moreYes, that gay bar was expensive. But think of the service!
Read moreYeah, it was cool. Just hope young @reality got back to his hotel OK.
Read moreI have no idea. I am not responsible for what you listen to, thank God.
Read moreHow are things with the cooker?
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