The Premier League is back and Liverpool are providing the entertainment. Hurrah!

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Careful. That could be construed as menacing communications.

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Swansea currently the best team in England.

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Well, that’s the Swiss for you. Six weeks probably isn’t precise enough for them.

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“Too many people in Britain prefer a lie-in to hard work” - duh! Fucking Tory idiots.

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Apparently, Bowie is ill and Bush is a recluse: aethelreadtheunread.wordpress.com/2012/08/17/oly…

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You have clearly never eaten good cardboard, my dear boy.

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God, I’d forgotten what a great album Physical Graffiti is!

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Got Tomahawk? {2156baac-6cb5-4fbc-9651-0bab70f99ea3} (76efd456) gettomahawk.com

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And the monkeys are to distract the elephants….

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Ah, you over did it on the water, eh? I thought @andyc was on safari?

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Actually, I won’t be able to. I don’t feel well.

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Awesome!

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We’ll talk about it in the footy segment of #tinap 8.

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I suppose signing van Persie paves the way to sell Rooney to Citeh.

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He’s quite fond of telling everyone else what to do, isn’t he?

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Yeah. Keep telling yourself that. bbc.co.uk/sport/0/footba… :-D

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I bet he’s never bought a round in his life.

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@rpcutts is alive and having a good moaning on Twitter, I believe.

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I heard they wanted to edit it and he wrote another three chapters about it.

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His blog is funny :-)

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Not Daniel, but Jermaine. He ain’t retired yet, just spent a lot of time warming the bench recently.

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Cracking goal from Defoe!

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Arsenal could do worse than take the Berb off our hands.

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RvP signs for #United subject to a medical. That’s the first time Adrian Chiles has broken transfer news to me.

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