Fellaini heads Everton 1-0 up from a corner. United

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Osman smashes one against #United’s bar from Fellaini’s knockdown.

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Time for a pie and a pint. 0-0. #United

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Yet another great save from de Gea from Baines’s curling free kick. One minute of stoppage time left in the first half. #United

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Another great reaction save from de Gea from Osman’s snap shot. #United

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Great work and cross from Evra finds Rooney on the penalty spot. Rooney turns, but hits it straight at Howard. #United

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Great reaction save from de Gea from Piennar’s disguised curling shot. #United

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#United have had most of the possession, but Everton looking more dangerous. De Gea tips over from Piennar’s header. Fellaini flashes wide.

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De Gea up on his feet again after realising the ‘persistent standers will be asked to leave’ tannoy announcement doesn’t apply to him. #MUFC

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De Gea down injured after bravely clearing Baines’s cross. Everton on top again. #United

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Fellaini shrugs off Tony V and Carrick only to hit the post from a tight angle. #United

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Scholes booked! #United

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Bright start by Everton, #United coming more into the game now. Kagawa looking sharp, playing central behind Rooney. Welbeck, Nani wide.

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#United kicking off their season playing only two defenders at Everton. Tony V and Carrick at the back, Welbeck starts, RvP on the bench.

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I wouldn’t mind seeing Kaka join #United on loan, if only to hear @andyc do his Kaka-ka-ka-ka-ka on #tinap episode 8.

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If Jeremy Hunt says it is, that’s good enough for me.

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Electric Mud! Volume up to 11.

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You see, that could never happen with a #standingdesk #elfnsafety

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Great speech by Craig Murray speaking @ the Ecuador Embassy 19/08/2012 — ur1.ca/9zsvh via: ur1.ca/9zsvi #assange

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#Assange Sex Charges Detail: youtu.be/yu4WCskniEc?t=… via: ur1.ca/9zsog

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I think you’re being far too soft on these lazy work-shy pop stars. If Freddie Mercury can turn up and steal the show when he’s dead….

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The ‘show all x replies’ feature is working! Hadn’t noticed until now: identi.ca/attachment/732…

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Seems to me most people have convinced themselves it’s about rape accusation.

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Not sure how I managed to copy and paste a link with one finger. I bet I can’t do it again, either.

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Tell that to the judge, terrorist!

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