Making baby sheep’s pie. With carrots, leeks, mashed potato… and baby sheep.

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What?

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Useful :-) (Although a quick glance suggests many of the ‘active’ sites are in fact inactive.)

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Four hours to drive home. Not bad. Good to be back.

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Pointless Celebrities segues seamlessly into Celebrity Mastermind via tasteless scampi and chips.

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Yes. Poor Professor Plum! Stabbed to death by Colonel Mustard in the library with a cocktail stick.

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My dad’s cat is fat and ugly. My mum’s cats are fat and ugly. #overfeeding

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I expect so. Can’t remember anything else about it.

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The same thing happened to me the only time I ever went there….

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My step-dad bought a smartphone so he can send texts and receive calls. The store person kindly turned off the internet for him.

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Mice don’t really like cheese, I remember reading somewhere.

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That should be a mince pie, of course.

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About to eat a mice pie with a chunk of cheddar cheese placed under the lid.

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You and a million housewives everyday. #synchronisation

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Or maybe Hong Kong Phooey would be more mild-mannered and child-friendly?

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I’ll add them to the list of items to bring over. #aeropress #twiglets

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@ladyj ‘Blow me! That’s just what I wanted!’?

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Consciousness is overrated.

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Damned barbarians!

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Did you eat them all?

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Shovelling in Cheese Footballs now.

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Eating cold turkey, ham, pork pie, Lincolnshire sausage and haslet. Reminiscing about pig’s chap, chine and brawn.

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Thanks. I just thought she might stop moving around when she’s asleep, but the Arduino might think she was dead.

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1 carrot cold?

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Setup my old Fonera for her to wirelessly connect to her HP printer (as opposed to her Lexmark), only to be told she has got rid of it.

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