Wife is desperately remortgaging property to raise £9M in Monopoly money to pay for her stay at my swanky apartment in Mayfair.

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So I was right first time: Identi.ca isn’t going anywhere.

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In summary then, we can agree that Identi.ca will be moving to pump.io sometime, but that it doesn’t matter to us, we just carry on denting?

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That’s what I said! (Minus the irrelevant ‘Identi.ca will move to pump.io bit.)

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Well, that was my understanding until you started correcting me, damn you!

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Wife says we should have named our cat Bjork. Because she’s small, cute and makes funny noises.

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Hmm… so Identi.ca is as good as dead, then. We all have to register new accounts on pump.io? #howdidimissthis?

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That’s not what I understood from this: identi.ca/conversation/9…

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But Identi.ca users won’t have to move or do anything to continue using it. At least, that’s my understanding.

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Indeed.

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What a sweet thing to do.

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I think Bandcamp does ogg, IIRC.

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That sounded terribly negative. Identi.ca is where it’s at and where it’s going to stay.

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Identi.ca isn’t going anywhere.

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I believe that was Jozef Fritzl’s defence.

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Don’t get pregnant!

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I think all five could be reason’s to be pessimistic if you’re poor, old or sick.

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I would wish everyone a happy new year, but I’m sure it’s been done like a million times already.

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Are you on a (flamin' all terrain) train?

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“Read This If You’re Bitter And Angry About The World”: bit.ly/VUH7ZD

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Trying to persuade the wife we should go see it tomorrow. Did you watch the 3D version?

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Yeah, same here. Have a kip then, no need to finish yourself off.

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Hey, things aren’t that bad, surely?

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For all you Pi geeks: “Raspberry Roller”: bit.ly/UCNcOK

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Last night I dreamt I agreed with @andyc that it still wasn’t too late to record this year’s #tinap xmas special.

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