@jrobertson We used to have Double Summer Time. Those were the days!
Read moreBritish Summer Time began almost three weeks ago.
Read more#managerdog?
Read moreVinaigrette rien!
Read moreCucumber here and say that, sweet pepper.
Read moreI’ve had enough of this. If I’m not careful, you’ll be telling me you want me to squeeze your lemon and toss your salad.
Read moreYes, but will you still love me tomato?
Read moreThat’s the trouble with squirrels and technology.
Read moreWhy - is there a coleslaw against it?
Read moreHow else are you supposed to grind your nuts?
Read moreMayonnaise be with you.
Read moreA dressing down?
Read moreYeah. Whoever designed that piece of shit?
Read moreHe’s unhappy that it’s not closing?
Read moreBenitez cannot forget the success he had at Liverpool. The non-delusional cannot remember it.
Read moretl;dr
Read moreProductivity and decision-making are overrated, imo.
Read moreI’m glad you fixed the hashtag :-)
Read moreSir Ian Bowler on Thatcher’s legacy: youtu.be/5sM3vCHa6HA
Read moreThatcher loved listening to Rolf Harris doing Two Little Boys: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertain…
Read more‘Unless twelve of their closest friends are in the room, with a carton of warm lager, footballers have absolutely no interest in sex.’ :-)
Read more“Twisted Tale of Bad Math and Hubris: Global Austerity Based on a Spreadsheet Error”: bit.ly/17Jeo3n
Read moreThanks. Traditional, or a Dutch rudder, sir?
Read moreIt’s just like being on Mumble.
Read moreYou will need a TV licence then, for sure.
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