It was decent enough entertainment, seen better and plenty worse.

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I read somewhere it’s best to water your plants at night, which is what I do. I haven’t planted a pineapple yet, but got a pot for it today.

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Is this the Boston bombings or next door’s burglary?

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The problem is that @reality is jesus. /cc @X11R5

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Step away from the computer, James…

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I expect @depressionbot to make good use of this in time. #dwi

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She’s making a small fortune on eBay. We could wipe out the national debt if she and others knew what they were doing.

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Must dash. Meeting my wife in town to watch Oblivion. I hope I’ve got that the right way around.

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Oh, and don’t forget about the Kill List.

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A fine response.

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And #Gitmo, while you’re at it :-)

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@giammi yes, well, I had my tongue firmly in my cheek when I asked :-) (P.S. where do I sign-up for word-of-mouth?)

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Unless you’re Bradley Manning.

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Won’t you need a trial first, to do that?

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Neither.

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One incident, two perps: identi.ca/notice/1006413…

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I am aware of the first person. And the second. Who is the third one?

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Spooked the cat from eating her food this morning by tearing off a length of kitchen foil. #tinfoilcat

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Uh? Who? What? Where?

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Yes. Maybe you should see an electrical engineer?

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Who will endorse you then?

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@X11R5 it could be toxoplasmosis.

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Reminds me of Bill Hicks’s waffle waitress, ‘What are you reading for?’

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Email with Mother: anotherurl.info/post/email-wit… #chatwithmother #hidavid

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The authorities put a stop to it because so many people were getting really badly sunburnt.

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