BBC Breakfast man just told everyone ‘Facebook keeps throwing dating site adverts at me. I don’t know what that says about me?’ LOL.

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How do I politely tell him he can ‘fork off’?

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Local council official wants to come into our bedroom at 3 am to ‘collect robust evidence’ of noise disturbance caused by local businesses.

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I fear @evan and his moustache are on a maniacal high converting everyone to pumping stuff in an out of his friends.

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Oh? What is it about then?

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It’s standard practice for the police to beat up suspects after they’ve arrested them. Especially so if they think they killed a cop.

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‘pump.io - at the heart of your social web’ or something - anything - would be better.

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I’m unavailable on Wednesday and (alternate) Saturday mornings… and I suppose, therefore, on Tuesday and alternate Friday nights.

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Welcome home :-)

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Mark Thompson?

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Yeah, that’s just so totally screwed up…

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You didn’t take them up on it, though?

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Too much CC music I’ve listened to is crap. I do like discovering good new-to-me music, though.

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Are you taking the piss?

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What makes you say that? Episode 2?

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I find your #suboptimal #linkblogging #disturbing.

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Along with a stealth bastard short url :-)

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@mcnalu I think you’re referring to the Iran Standard Time dent, whereas I’m referring to this: ur1.ca/dljix

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Are you taking the piss?

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Off to bake some bread and make a stir-fry.

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@x1101 Sweet, sour, spicy…

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You mean @fabsh?

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You’re beginning to sound a lot like that @reality fellow.

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Crikey. Your feet look a bit pale.

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Fuck Freedom! What about friendship? What’s the resistance? (Maybe loosen your bra strap?)

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