No, for being a dick, generally.
Read moreThat bouncer’s a moron!
Read moreAnother decent save from de Gea as Fulham press for a last minute equaliser. Too little, too late, though. Full-time 3-2 #United
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Read moreRooney’s leg sliced open just below the knee as Rodallega accidentally trod on him. Lots of blood. #United
Read moreGiggs on for Anderson, who did OK without doing much, apart from one glaring mistake. #United
Read moreGood save by Schwarzer to keep out Rafael’s effort from the edge of the box. #United
Read moreHangeland, on a yellow card, rather lucky not to be sent off for ploughing through the back of RvP. #United
Read moreAnother fine reflex save by de Gea from six yards out. #United
Read moreSmart save by de Gea from Dembele’s shot. Looks like RvP is playing in Kagawa’s role, with Rooney up top. #United
Read moreRooney and Welbeck on for Young and Kagawa. #United
Read moreVidic and de Gea combine in comic book fashion to bring Fulham back to 3-2. Typical #United
Read moreSecond half underway. #United
Read more3-1 at half-time should be game over. But you never know with #United.
Read moreHow did Fulham not pull one back there? De Gea somehow deflects the shot on to the bar. Still 3-1 #United
Read moreNow Rafael’s headed goal at he back post does stand. 3-1 and #United well on top approaching half-time.
Read moreGreat break from Rafael, Kagawa’s shot hits the post, then Rafael offside from Young’s cross. Should have been 3-1 #United
Read moreKagawa taps in rebound from Cleverley’s shot. 2-1 #United
Read moreGreat volleyed equaliser from RvP! 1-1 #United
Read moreAnderson and Young also start in place of Scholes and Welbeck #United
Read moreDuff sidefoots in from 10 yards. Simple free kick into the box after Carrick foul. Pathetic defending all round #United! #munful
Read moreRooney benched, Nani dropped, after their poor performances on Monday. RvP and Rafael start for #United at home v. Fulham.
Read morePfft! You’re getting soft!
Read moreAnd the rain washed away all the snow before I could ski. I’m always late for things.
Read moreWife has a new trick. Now she says ‘Bless you!’ before I sneeze.
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