No, for being a dick, generally.

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That bouncer’s a moron!

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Another decent save from de Gea as Fulham press for a last minute equaliser. Too little, too late, though. Full-time 3-2 #United

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s/below/above

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Rooney’s leg sliced open just below the knee as Rodallega accidentally trod on him. Lots of blood. #United

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Giggs on for Anderson, who did OK without doing much, apart from one glaring mistake. #United

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Good save by Schwarzer to keep out Rafael’s effort from the edge of the box. #United

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Hangeland, on a yellow card, rather lucky not to be sent off for ploughing through the back of RvP. #United

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Another fine reflex save by de Gea from six yards out. #United

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Smart save by de Gea from Dembele’s shot. Looks like RvP is playing in Kagawa’s role, with Rooney up top. #United

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Rooney and Welbeck on for Young and Kagawa. #United

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Vidic and de Gea combine in comic book fashion to bring Fulham back to 3-2. Typical #United

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Second half underway. #United

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3-1 at half-time should be game over. But you never know with #United.

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How did Fulham not pull one back there? De Gea somehow deflects the shot on to the bar. Still 3-1 #United

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Now Rafael’s headed goal at he back post does stand. 3-1 and #United well on top approaching half-time.

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Great break from Rafael, Kagawa’s shot hits the post, then Rafael offside from Young’s cross. Should have been 3-1 #United

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Kagawa taps in rebound from Cleverley’s shot. 2-1 #United

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Great volleyed equaliser from RvP! 1-1 #United

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Anderson and Young also start in place of Scholes and Welbeck #United

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Duff sidefoots in from 10 yards. Simple free kick into the box after Carrick foul. Pathetic defending all round #United! #munful

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Rooney benched, Nani dropped, after their poor performances on Monday. RvP and Rafael start for #United at home v. Fulham.

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Pfft! You’re getting soft!

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And the rain washed away all the snow before I could ski. I’m always late for things.

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Wife has a new trick. Now she says ‘Bless you!’ before I sneeze.

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