Why, don’t non-English speakers use their tongues to speak?
Read moreWhat about a Rolling Stones style tongue? :-p
Read moreFinal score 3-2 #United. Unlucky Southampton, who really deserved something from the game, just as they did at City on the opening day.
Read moreHattrick for RvP! Near post header from a corner. 3-2 #United
Read more4 minutes of added, sorry, Fergie time. #United
Read moreSo much pressure from #United, even Rio goes up and heads on to the post, RvP knocks in the rebound. 2-2, 2 minutes of normal time left.
Read moreChico on for Welbeck. #United
Read moreRvP tries to do a fancy chip and misses! #United
Read morePenalty to #United! Foul on RvP.
Read moreRio steps in a with a last-ditch block to prevent Southampton breakaway making it 3-1. #United
Read moreOh, no - it’s Kagawa off, not Welbeck.
Read moreScholes and Nani about to come on for #United. Presumably for Cleverley and Welbeck.
Read moreGood save by Lindegaard at the near post from Puncheon’s effort. #United holding on.
Read moreEvra slips, Schneiderlin nods in at the back post to make it Saints 2-1 #United.
Read moreSimple equaliser from #United. Nice work from Welbeck, sets Tony V up for the cross, RvP chests down and volleys in at the back post. 1-1.
Read more15 minutes of not much, Southampton break, simple cross and back post header from Lambert, 1-0 vs #United
Read moreBased on their results and performances so far you should only have to wait until January ;-) #football
Read moreTempted to buy the Single Gloucester cheese in order to combine it with the Double Gloucester in the fridge to produce the mythical Triple!
Read moreHow to review cheese: scrible.com/s/2w10O
Read moreHe looks a great prospect :-)
Read more‘Stewart Downing is Liverpool’s main attacking option in reserve.’ Teehee.
Read more‘She’s a cat not a person!’ scolded the wife, offering the cat some of her banana (also declined).
Read moreCat just declined offer of bacon rind. ‘Are you a cat or a mouse?’ I asked. What is wrong with young cats today?
Read more“Brutal #Debt, or the return to feudalism”: bit.ly/OGnRgd #Graeber
Read moreCat seems to have settled in to her new home already - nicely stretched out on the wife’s new armchair.
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