Why, don’t non-English speakers use their tongues to speak?

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What about a Rolling Stones style tongue? :-p

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Final score 3-2 #United. Unlucky Southampton, who really deserved something from the game, just as they did at City on the opening day.

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Hattrick for RvP! Near post header from a corner. 3-2 #United

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4 minutes of added, sorry, Fergie time. #United

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So much pressure from #United, even Rio goes up and heads on to the post, RvP knocks in the rebound. 2-2, 2 minutes of normal time left.

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Chico on for Welbeck. #United

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RvP tries to do a fancy chip and misses! #United

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Penalty to #United! Foul on RvP.

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Rio steps in a with a last-ditch block to prevent Southampton breakaway making it 3-1. #United

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Oh, no - it’s Kagawa off, not Welbeck.

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Scholes and Nani about to come on for #United. Presumably for Cleverley and Welbeck.

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Good save by Lindegaard at the near post from Puncheon’s effort. #United holding on.

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Evra slips, Schneiderlin nods in at the back post to make it Saints 2-1 #United.

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Simple equaliser from #United. Nice work from Welbeck, sets Tony V up for the cross, RvP chests down and volleys in at the back post. 1-1.

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15 minutes of not much, Southampton break, simple cross and back post header from Lambert, 1-0 vs #United

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Based on their results and performances so far you should only have to wait until January ;-) #football

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Tempted to buy the Single Gloucester cheese in order to combine it with the Double Gloucester in the fridge to produce the mythical Triple!

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How to review cheese: scrible.com/s/2w10O

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He looks a great prospect :-)

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‘Stewart Downing is Liverpool’s main attacking option in reserve.’ Teehee.

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‘She’s a cat not a person!’ scolded the wife, offering the cat some of her banana (also declined).

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Cat just declined offer of bacon rind. ‘Are you a cat or a mouse?’ I asked. What is wrong with young cats today?

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“Brutal #Debt, or the return to feudalism”: bit.ly/OGnRgd #Graeber

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Cat seems to have settled in to her new home already - nicely stretched out on the wife’s new armchair.

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