#United 0-0 Wigan at half-time. Lots of possession and very little to show for it, as usual this season so far.

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Buttner booked on his #United debut. Been solid enough so far, though.

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Former #United bench-warmer Dimitar Berbatov puts Fulham 1-0 up at home to West Brom. #football

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Thundering sliding challenge from Scholes nearly cuts Maloney in two. Just managed to play the ball, but lucky not to get booked. #United

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Wigan’s Shaun Maloney looks like a midget even next to #United’s Paul Scholes. #football

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Crouch puts Stoke 1-0 up against City. Former #United bench-warmer Ickle Mickey Owen warming the Potters' bench today. #football

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Al Habsi saves weak penalty from Hernandez. Justice done, probably. #United

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Penalty to #United as Welbeck draws the foul from Al Habsi with his trailing leg, chasing a ball out of play. Rather soft.

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Mmmm… Redbush tea with black molasses sugar hits the spot.

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The only Fall song my Dad could name: bit.ly/TSDF5W <- assuming @andyc, @r7, @reality, @frankenspock, et al. aware this #Fall blog?

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@VirendraSharma Will you attend the debate and support the Mental Health (Discrimination) Bill today? #backthebill

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I had no interest in seeing Afghan Harry’s chopper, but I’m quite curious about having a peep at Willy’s wife’s rack.

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@Support Help! I can’t follow or be followed by anyone. When I click follow, it says I’m following, but not in my following list.

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Never trust a Quaker: anotherurl.info/2012/09/never-…

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Bank phoned to apologise and agreed to take my money and add backdated interest.

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WTF? My bank is refusing to let me pay money into my account. What kind of retarded business model is that?

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Kind of appropriate for me, really :-/

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Time to start sawing! Mwuhahaha! ur1.ca/a6xr7

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That’s what makes America free!

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DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!

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#Listening to “Monday Best” by Weary Pines ft. Phil Cohen: wearypines.bandcamp.com/track/monday-b…

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#Listening to Bestival TV, New Order up next — youtube.com/user/bestivalt…

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:-p picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/Sldn2… #cat

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Why reinvent the wheel?

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You fat fucking Scottish cunt.

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