What?
Read moreIt’s no good. I think there’s something in my ear.
Read moreEh?
Read moreCan you speak up a bit?
Read moreDesperately sad.
Read moreSeems to be getting darker as the morning goes on :-/
Read moreI was going to drill holes in mine. Sadly not much room around here for jumbo frisbee throwing.
Read moreAny mention of ‘baboon’ always reminds me of Stephen K Amos’s hilarious skit: youtube.com/watch?v=yzbXKm…
Read moreAt least I get to catch up with Match of the Day. Lambert looks a player (as does Ramirez). Nice to see Southampton off the mark, too.
Read moreKicked out of bed for too much ‘yawning like a baboon’.
Read moreYes, I’m quite partial to it in a crumble. I can’t remember, though, if there is any difference, other than colour, between red and green?
Read moreRHUBARB! RHUBARB! RHUBARB!
Read moreQuaker meeting house burned to a shell - it wasn’t me, guv, honest! thisisgloucestershire.co.uk/story-16943190…
Read moreYou’re in sparkling form tonight :-)
Read moreThat was decent pizza-making music. As is “Going Up The Country” by Kitty, Daisy & Lewis on “Kitty Daisy & Lewis”. toma.hk/Lfxaaaab
Read moreAre you making an improvised explosive device?
Read more#Listening to “Promise” by Afternoons In Stereo on “The Silence Between Phrases”. toma.hk/Gfxaaaab
Read more@mo6020 Well, it’s a fairly accurate representation of reality :-)
Read moreMore of a voyeur, are you? Vicarious pleasures :-)
Read moreWeirdo!
Read moreNot that kind of weirdo.
Read moreTwice a day for a week?
Read moreThen proceed with the self-flagellation?
Read moreIf it’s blocked with wax (as opposed to, say, a ballbearing), use some olive oil to soften it, then go get it ‘syringed’.
Read moreWhat a weirdo. (Him, not you.)
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