Is the Obama Phone website real?

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Sorry to bug you.

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If you watch the replay and scrunch your eyes up, it’s Captain Marvelesque!

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Well, our win was only in the League Cup.

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I think @satipera is doing the much more eloquent (and long-winded) Sir Stuart a great disservice.

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Game over. 2-1 #United. Young lads did us proud.

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Brilliant bicycle kick from Cisse hits the bar. 10 minutes left, still 2-1 #United.

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Hernandez does well to make room for the shot in the box, but smacks it against the bar. Game opening up. #United

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Newcastle subs Ferguson and Cisse combine to pull one back. Ferguson crosses for Cisse to head in from 2 yards with his first touch. #United

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At last, Cleverley gets one on target from the edge of the box to make it 2-0 #United.

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Cracking goal from Anderson! Brushes off a challenge in midfield, strides forward and smashes it from 25 yards. 1-0 #United at half-time.

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Cleverley wearing his England shooting boots as he misses a sitter. Mind you, I keep missing the start of #United’s games, so I can’t talk.

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Yes they do. It’s called the iPhone 4.

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Unless they’re holding your loved ones to ransom.

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Good luck! :-)

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For a moment there I thought you were going to say your Raspberry Pi was going to manage #tinap’s workflow!

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I thought the average Twitter user makes Piers Morgan look a total fool on a daily basis ;-)

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Bloody hell! Tony V on crutches, too! #United

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You middle class pleb!

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Sad cake :-(

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Are you going to stick with your old dial-up speeds or go for this new-fangled broadband thing?

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Fergie mind games: Vidic strangely ‘rested’ at Anfailed, now out for two months following surgery on his dodgy knee :-( #United

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Oooh, don’t mind if I do. Ta.

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No you bloody well cannot, you bleedin' pleb!

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