Is the Obama Phone website real?
Read moreSorry to bug you.
Read moreIf you watch the replay and scrunch your eyes up, it’s Captain Marvelesque!
Read moreWell, our win was only in the League Cup.
Read moreI think @satipera is doing the much more eloquent (and long-winded) Sir Stuart a great disservice.
Read moreGame over. 2-1 #United. Young lads did us proud.
Read moreBrilliant bicycle kick from Cisse hits the bar. 10 minutes left, still 2-1 #United.
Read moreHernandez does well to make room for the shot in the box, but smacks it against the bar. Game opening up. #United
Read moreNewcastle subs Ferguson and Cisse combine to pull one back. Ferguson crosses for Cisse to head in from 2 yards with his first touch. #United
Read moreAt last, Cleverley gets one on target from the edge of the box to make it 2-0 #United.
Read moreCracking goal from Anderson! Brushes off a challenge in midfield, strides forward and smashes it from 25 yards. 1-0 #United at half-time.
Read moreCleverley wearing his England shooting boots as he misses a sitter. Mind you, I keep missing the start of #United’s games, so I can’t talk.
Read moreYes they do. It’s called the iPhone 4.
Read moreUnless they’re holding your loved ones to ransom.
Read moreGood luck! :-)
Read moreFor a moment there I thought you were going to say your Raspberry Pi was going to manage #tinap’s workflow!
Read moreI thought the average Twitter user makes Piers Morgan look a total fool on a daily basis ;-)
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Read moreBloody hell! Tony V on crutches, too! #United
Read moreYou middle class pleb!
Read moreSad cake :-(
Read moreAre you going to stick with your old dial-up speeds or go for this new-fangled broadband thing?
Read moreFergie mind games: Vidic strangely ‘rested’ at Anfailed, now out for two months following surgery on his dodgy knee :-( #United
Read moreOooh, don’t mind if I do. Ta.
Read moreNo you bloody well cannot, you bleedin' pleb!
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