Not at all. Self-preservation is the primary reason for blocking someone. I think I’ve only ever blocked three non-spammers.

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It is, and, as such, is my weapon of choice for muting people whose delusions, derangement and idiocy I simply cannot tolerate any more.

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Think of the marmalade!

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Peter Cannon Following someone & then complaining about what they post about is like stalking someone & complaining that they walk too fast

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Footballers are a pretty vain bunch in general, I’d say.

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Oh, I don’t know. Sir Bobby obviously spent a lot of time on his combover. It was just never up to the job.

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Game over. #United are back! 3-0 winners at Newcastle.

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Game over. !United are back! 3-0 winners at Newcastle.

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Scholes booked. #United

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Scholes booked. !United

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Scholes on for Rooney, to see out the last 10 minutes. #United

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Scholes on for Rooney, to see out the last 10 minutes. !United

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@boneidol it’s stuck to him all game. Unlike Sir Bobby Charlton’s.

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Cleverley scores #United’s third curling it in from 25 yards out on the left edge of the box. Probably meant as a cross, but who cares?

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Cleverley scores !United’s third curling it in from 25 yards out on the left edge of the box. Probably meant as a cross, but who cares?

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Rooney, whose hair has been impressive again, surges forward and through the Newcastle defence before missing a chance to make it 3-0. #MUFC

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Rooney, whose hair has been impressive again, surges forward and through the Newcastle defence before missing a chance to make it 3-0. !MUFC

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Kagawa off, Tony V on. #United

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Kagawa off, Tony V on. !United

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Tony V taking his trousers off, ready to come on for #United

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Tony V taking his trousers off, ready to come on for !United

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Goalmouth scramble and Cisse appeared to put the ball over the line after de Gea flaps one on to the bar. #United

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Goalmouth scramble and Cisse appeared to put the ball over the line after de Gea flaps one on to the bar. !United

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Get back to Twitter, you pesky tyke!

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2-0 #United at h/t.

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