Yeah, that was five years ago. Sheesh.

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How old are your twins?

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Oh, yes, your vasectomy?

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Well, this bread is quite heavy, so I shan’t be having any more today.

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Oh, I’m so sorry the hair transplant failed :-(

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It’s only a small slice.

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And here. Pay attention at the back!

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Nah! Narrow.

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One leg has five toes, the other four. That should barrow down your search :-)

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@r7 @dickturpin @vk7hse picasaweb.google.com/11340171366350…

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Part-timer! (And isn’t that what sick days are for?)

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It’s a baker’s baker’s dozen. Always bake one extra to sample.

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A picture of my mum’s buns: identi.ca/attachment/739…

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Just keep your hands off my bloomers!

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Oh, yes. Lovely, delicious bread.

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Attempting to bake bread, following mother’s instructions.

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Apparently British people’s hands are dirtier than toilets.

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Washing my hands for the benefit of my non-British friends.

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A good guide: adriandenning.co.uk/smiths.html. Take your pick! :-)

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“Silent Mail is encrypted email with PGP Universal” — silentcircle.com/web/silent-mai…

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Pleased to see cheese on the menu. I had assumed that had gone the same way as butter.

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Really?

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The Dolphin Restaurant in Aber comes recommended @reality

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Also got a copy of Day of the Match: ur1.ca/aj896 #football

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Managed to obtain a copy of Eggs, #Bacon, Chips and Beans in the library sale yesterday: ur1.ca/aj862

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