Oh, dear. Missed two goals. Anyway, it’s 4-2 #United with another from Rooney.

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Right after the restart, Welbeck heads #United 3-1 up from Rooney’s right wing cross.

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Clever short, low cross from Tony V for RvP to slot home at the near post. 2-1 #United just before half-time.

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Scholes booked. #United

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Scholes booked. !United

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Wayne Rooney scores with a header to make it 1-1 up after 27 minutes. #United

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Stream back up. Wayne Rooney scores with a header to put Stoke 1-0 up after 11 minutes. #United

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@marjoleink Yes, I know.

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502 Bad Gateway. Bollocks.

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@marjoleink Identi.ca’s like that sometimes. identi.ca/notice/97321911 for reference :-)

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Wow! That’s almost as bad as trying to cross London on a normal day ;-)

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That sounds hopeful :-)

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So sorry to hear that :-(

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Fucking hell! The lizard people are not even wearing masks any more!

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WTF are you denting my password for?!!!

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@reality All hail the mighty Goog!

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How rude!

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Well, we are all one nation :-)

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Not any more. Now it’s six months in jail.

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Yes, those Yankees were always inviting me round for dinner ‘anytime’ when I was there, but always surprised to see me when I turned up.

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Yes, definitely.

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Yes, that should encourage them.

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Not the smoothest of upgrades, but one of the quickest. Everything seems to be working as it should so far. ur1.ca/al5nf

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This all sounds perfectly democratic to me.

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