2 months after order & 2 botched shipping attempts, my hipster varifocals arrived from @lensway identi.ca/attachment/740…
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Read moreYeah, you just need to build yourself up again slowly @andyc.
Read moreGoddammit! I missed my 20,000th dent! Oh, well. I retrospectively dedicate this dent to the GTD crowd and social media gurus everywhere.
Read moreInteresting that Fergie blamed Nani for giving the ball away upfield. Another ten seconds and we would have won.
Read moreAlso under surveillance: identi.ca/attachment/740…
Read moreGetting dirty in the garden: picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/QoQFx…
Read moreHow is the #whiteboard these days? I miss it.
Read moreCome to think of it, a virtual ‘Come Dine With Me’ might be fun.
Read moreI bet you make a good cauliflower cheese. Think about a starter and pudding, and get a couple of bottles of wine from Morrisons.
Read moreWas it the end of violence?
Read moreYeah, no broom required. I did have to fork it, though.
Read moreOne of the speaker grills on my laptop appears to be partially blocked with chocolate. #suboptimal
Read moreMaybe he got paranoid about being surveilled while at work.
Read moreCheer yourself up with some gay horror porno.
Read moreYou’re right! Also need bucket!
Read moreTime to unpack zipped compost packages and install. First need to download required dependency - water.
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Read moreMeh. #Feds.
Read more#Feds may be able to help. Although whether you’ll be able to respond is another matter. That’s if you even see half of the conversation.
Read more@mo6020 Would be good to do that again. Last major drink I had, @nourishedcloud, was this: anotherurl.info/2012/08/here-c…
Read moreThat’s what you think. He’s just fucking with your mind.
Read moreThat @reality has deleted you from space-time.
Read moreThough I fear I may be losing my mind again, as I keep forgetting to watch the start of the #football. Missed the first 5 goals tonight :-(
Read moreMaybe you can do a trade with @jrobertson for a couple of bags of sand?
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