Best attack versus best defence. There was only ever going to be one winner.

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Are you implying that my thoughts are being controlled by Jimmy Savile’s ex-employers?

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No. I’m watching it on [redacted].

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I love how SAF has a stand named after him.

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Rooney’s usually better at them than RvP?

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Wilshere sent off for second yellow card, raking his studs into Evra’s ankle. Wenger can’t say he didn’t see that.

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Great near post header by Evra from Rooney’s cross after short corner puts #United 2-0 up.

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Yeah, it was a decent knock down :-)

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RvP smart finish from edge of the box right-footed into the far corner after Vermaerlen’s mistake clearing Rafael’s cross. 1-0 #United

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The Little One. My wife will be pleased.

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Oi! I’ll have you locked up for blasphemous foul and insulting language like that, young man!

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Superb! Even (or perhaps, especially) if you don’t write another word, I declare you this year’s winner.

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#SurpriseSaturday bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotla…

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Flange.

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Ding bat?

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Or, get out of the fridge (maybe why you aren’t feeling so good?).

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@johnnynull So the only true piracy is State piracy?

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Bacon lasagne. Mmmmm….

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I think you’re confusing #SurpriseSaturday with #SuccessSunday.

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ur1.ca/arlh3 #FailureFriday

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Hmmm… the domain name is available, too…

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#SurpriseSaturday?

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I thought you said you just made up the results?

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That is really quite fitting :-) #TheRealFailureFriday

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#failing

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