Must be hard, especially as she never says that to you.

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Beardless? Looks like you went skinless, too!

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One can say what one wants, but if one doesn’t know what one means one’s audience won’t know either :-) (Stick with ‘porridge is thicker’.)

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Haha! @methoddan’s xmas message is hilarious! Even funnier than mine and @andyc’s, which is hard to believe, I know. A true pro.

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Sorry, yes, it is listed, but unavailable, no date for restock. Quick look elsewhere via GBooks to no avail :-(

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This question was answered on Twitter. #ffs

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It’s not available in the UK yet, I don’t think. Don’t know about Belgium…

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Yes it has. It’s called ‘Leave Group’, I think.

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I never knew (and no one ever mentioned) I had such a terrible stutter before I did editing for #tinap.

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I thought you can interact with Facebook via Friendica?

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Thanks. Nephews' xmas presents for next year sorted….

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It’s all a bit OCD, isn’t it?

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“How to Keep a Pet Squirrel” — faber.co.uk/catalog/how-to… /cc @dickturpin @rpcutts

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How is this @evan possible? identi.ca/attachment/745…

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This is my true vocation.

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Welcome to Manchester.

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So you can swim with da turtles?

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It would seem so. Let’s look at the evidence: shit job, crap money, makes you miserable. Must be!

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Enjoying this Dick bashing.

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Or be the sound engineer for.

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Don’t be a Dick :-)

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He’s full of shit and prone to regular bouts of verbal diarrhoea, so I imagine the intern is kept pretty busy.

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Ah, a portaloo? Or in Pete’s case, a Peterloo.

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He’s not allowed to leave the office, remember?

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The biggest member.

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