I think he’s just cross-dressing.

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Or did he?

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I admit I used to take out the batteries.

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I find that hard to believe!

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What’s going on?

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No. What have I missed?

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Why are toasters and smoke alarms still so stupid?

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Raping the public sector. Buggering up the economy. Fucking the poor and the sick. Tories acting out abuse they received at public school?

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Still, at least the massive increase in homelessness, just in time for Christmas, should motivate some of these lazy plebs to find work!

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I think we should make him wait 20-30 years for ‘justice’.

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Yes! I once spent seven days in SF, with just enough money for food and shelter, walking up and down and all around.

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BBC ‘Breakfast’ presenters, ever smilingly, report hungry schoolchildren fainting in class as their parents are too poor to buy food.

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Denying that he ever called the police plebs, politician calls police liars. Politician’s best friend says he believes his best friend. #BBC

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I’m a bit deaf this morning, so please excuse me if I get my wires crossed.

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Yes, it’s perfectly clear. At midnight on some unspecified date in the future, identi.ca will turn into a pump.io.

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RumpyPumpy would be a better name, imo.

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What the hell in God’s name is a squirrel going to do with a Nexus 4?!

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Yeah. Those Westboro Baptists will stop at nothing.

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Can’t you just suck on your teeth?

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Of course, Identi.ca was never really dead, just ‘resting’ after a hard day’s pumping.

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If ever more evidence of Identi.ca’s Jesus-like status was needed, it died and went to @evan, then resurrected, all in the space of an hour.

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Oh, for crying out loud! ‘70% less fat!?’ 70% less taste. #TitsUpTuesday

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Fellow Pumpers! Kindly stop distracting me from my very important work!

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‘I’m not on Twitter. I’m on Pump.io.’ Now redundant.

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@evan I can understand that. I have issued a correction. Just messin' with ya. #TitsUpTuesday

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