@rpcutts Good man.

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@rpcutts Yeah, you’ll win nothing with kids.

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Nuts?

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Maybe. Just go easy on the sprouts.

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Don’t overdose…

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I’m starting out on 5-HTP today, thanks to a suggestion from @reality :-)

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Any tips? I could use that on @reality and @andyc for the next #tinap. I think we’ve taken the poor audio quality joke as far as we can.

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Xmas shopping I presume?

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‘Metal thinking’ is what @x11r5 specialises in. Perhaps it was intended to be ‘meta’ or ‘tinking’?

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I have no idea.

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@mcnalu @r7 Will Self piss-take, if you’re that way inclined: aethelreadtheunread.wordpress.com/2010/04/10/wil…

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Leaden skies, freezing rain, CityLink delivered on time… the end of the world is nigh! Nigh, I tell you! Nigh!

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@mo6020 You’re on a skate date? LOL!

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@mo6020 You should be. Took me about an hour to crawl around the rink from start to finish.

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@mo6020 I tried that a few years ago. Almost broke my back.

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Still, it’s the closest I’ve been to seeing anything like the end of the world today - signalling problems between Slough and Southall.

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Xmas drinks with friends in town derailed by absence of a flamin' all-terrain train service to and from Paddington. Merry Xmas you bastards!

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@mo6020 It’s all been a bit anti-climactic so far, hasn’t it?

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A pheasant fucker? I hadn’t thought of that.

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One would hope not.

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I don’t know if I can stomach pheasant for xmas dinner. No doubt there’ll be a fucking pigeon inside it, too.

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I don’t think you can buy live pigeons on Amazon.

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You mean you don’t like babies?

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Self-grinding beans, mate. That’s where the money is.

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I’ll put the kettle on :-)

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