I am disappoint. You have all this technologically advanced geekery and yet you live like a caveman!

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You’re kidding me? Still, @r7 has the huevos….

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Scrambled, please.

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Eh?

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He’s averaging something like 8 a day, isn’t he? Must be sick of boiled/poached.

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I noticed something similar here last year, but I think it was @mcnalu and @r7 who told me it was normal.

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Ahem. Where is the accompanying photograph of this culinary delight?

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Flash Gordon.

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Not to mention Jimmy Savile.

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Seems fair enough.

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That woman has a lot to answer for!

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@mo6020 parlementum.net/notice/4224664

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@mo6020 What, in my olive grove in sunny Southall?

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@mo6020 You soft southern bastard!

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@mo6020 Not with 83 litres of fresh home grown olive oil to use.

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Fry eggs, I expect.

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I am.

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Thanks, Peter.

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Odd. I suddenly have an image in my mind of you forming the base of a human pyramid.

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That would be nice.

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I’d like to see the Palace of Westminster converted into a prison. Malcontents could be tossed into the Thames.

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Left my dumb phone on the Tube last night. Luckily, some kind and thoughtful chap picked it up and will return it to me today. Or kidnap me.

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drum roll

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It’s in tents.

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Coffee shop I go to once a week put their prices up by 5% in the new year, but also introduced a 10% loyalty discount card.

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