I am disappoint. You have all this technologically advanced geekery and yet you live like a caveman!
Read moreYou’re kidding me? Still, @r7 has the huevos….
Read moreScrambled, please.
Read moreEh?
Read moreHe’s averaging something like 8 a day, isn’t he? Must be sick of boiled/poached.
Read moreI noticed something similar here last year, but I think it was @mcnalu and @r7 who told me it was normal.
Read moreAhem. Where is the accompanying photograph of this culinary delight?
Read moreFlash Gordon.
Read moreNot to mention Jimmy Savile.
Read moreSeems fair enough.
Read moreThat woman has a lot to answer for!
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Read more@mo6020 What, in my olive grove in sunny Southall?
Read more@mo6020 You soft southern bastard!
Read more@mo6020 Not with 83 litres of fresh home grown olive oil to use.
Read moreFry eggs, I expect.
Read moreI am.
Read moreThanks, Peter.
Read moreOdd. I suddenly have an image in my mind of you forming the base of a human pyramid.
Read moreThat would be nice.
Read moreI’d like to see the Palace of Westminster converted into a prison. Malcontents could be tossed into the Thames.
Read moreLeft my dumb phone on the Tube last night. Luckily, some kind and thoughtful chap picked it up and will return it to me today. Or kidnap me.
Read moredrum roll
Read moreIt’s in tents.
Read moreCoffee shop I go to once a week put their prices up by 5% in the new year, but also introduced a 10% loyalty discount card.
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