Sorry, I meant to say evil clown.
Read moreThat does make more sense. He’s a clown, but most people seem to think either that’s a good thing, or at least better than any alternative.
Read more‘How the mighty have fallen’? He’s always been like that.
Read moreYeah. But at least he’s at a big club now.
Read moreThe music is really essential to the whole experience.
Read moreI’m proud to say it’s the Mayor of #London, in all his glory.
Read moreIt’s good enough.
Read moreThere’s a ginger tom she’s got her eye on.
Read moreAre you sure they aren’t celery stalks?
Read moreWoof woof!
Read moreShe’s agoraphobic.
Read moreEither that or I’m just not that funny.
Read moreMy cat has zero sense of humour.
Read moreIs it decapitation?
Read moreFO
Read moreYSWNBR
Read moreRUSIB?
Read moreIndeed.
Read moreOops.
Read moreAbout time, too.
Read morePerhaps that’s what has really happened and you are just lying to yourself?
Read moreHas the ceiling collapased on top of you?
Read moreWhy are you discriminating against slugs?!!!
Read moreThanks.
Read moreThere is a very strong ‘correlation’ between depression and poverty. Everyone should have an #Aeropress!
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