Mother has just declared that she couldn’t pluck a pheasant.
Read moreI’d avoid the yellow snow, if I was you.
Read more@jolicloud Thanks. All working as expected now :-)
Read more@jolicloud Logged in on laptop to send this, logged in to jolicloud here too, reset password, added Facebook, still no dice. What can I do?
Read more@jolicloud I can no longer login to my netbook after #jolidrive update. I login as local user as normal, then get blank screen, no profile.
Read moreHeading oop North for a few days to spend time with the natives.
Read moreOr dead.
Read moreLet’s just hope they don’t find those box cutters in @reality’s underpants. Silly place to hide them if you ask me.
Read moreYou’re a Fruit & Nut case.
Read moreVint Cerf? Is that his real name.
Read moreWeeks of ceaseless procrastination have paid off as I finally got my all my coursework done and handed in 9 days late. Woot!
Read moreThis is the one I’ve waited for…Stones Roses tickets have arrived! Woohoo! (Now I just need someone to go with.)
Read moreAnd how are your eyeballs?
Read moreNot bad. Keeping my arse dry, which is the main thing.
Read moreHow to avoid a wet bottom on the train: identi.ca/attachment/753…
Read moreOh dear. What happened?
Read moreAt least Nani didn’t take his clothes off, which seems to be FIFA’s main concern: ur1.ca/czlbe [pdf]
Read moreHa! I’d forgotten about that.
Read moreYou should have asked for Richard Branson to deliver it personally, preferably dressed in stockings and suspenders.
Read moreWhich is what Southgate should have said back to him, instead of meekly, ‘It’s irrelevant, but it’s my opinion’!
Read moreFuck you, you poxy gobshite.
Read moreStrictly speaking, according to the letter of the law, that’s irrelevant.
Read moreThe thing is, Keane is now just a rent-a-gob on the telly. Still, loved his put down of Southgate: ‘That’s irrelevant!’
Read moreThat’s taking the piss.
Read moreI think he means ‘that Turkish Cüneyt’.
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