#SMART goals. #gtd
Read moreThursday/Friday, whatever.
Read moreToday is going to be a Thursday.
Read moreHe’s probably peeling the skin back and forth right now, foaming at the mouth and fantasising about complaining that it’s gone soft.
Read morebird/watermelon, whatever.
Read moreOr tortured a child with rhubarb?
Read moreMango is Krokodil for bots, it seems.
Read moreHippy!
Read moreI didn’t know you were Jewish.
Read moreCardinal Sin?
Read moreFREEDOM HATER!!!1
Read moreMy neighbours are the same. I commend their foresight of how it should be. Or maybe they are confusing reuse and recycle?
Read moreI’m not surprised about Google Reader. A little birdy told me.
Read more@satipera is A RAPEIST! Nerr nerr, nerr nerr!
Read moreI thought everyone was on @x11r5’s kill list already.
Read moreCan you say that again?
Read moreProve to me that you are not Mr Hughes, goddammit!
Read more@jrobertson Death can have that effect on people.
Read moreThat banana was asking for it.
Read moreHold on a minute. This isn’t ‘Mrs Hughes’, by any chance, is it?
Read moreI believe you have made up this absurd false accusation.
Read moreYes, I see your point. Being falsely accused of a crime is different from being falsely accused of a crime.
Read moreHow do you think I felt being falsely accused of theft by that crazy bastard?
Read moreSo? She just made an arse of herself. No need to keep bringing it up.
Read moreI was accused of stealing someone’s password on the internet, he was crazy, oh wait…
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