#SMART goals. #gtd

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Thursday/Friday, whatever.

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Today is going to be a Thursday.

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He’s probably peeling the skin back and forth right now, foaming at the mouth and fantasising about complaining that it’s gone soft.

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bird/watermelon, whatever.

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Or tortured a child with rhubarb?

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Mango is Krokodil for bots, it seems.

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Hippy!

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I didn’t know you were Jewish.

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Cardinal Sin?

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FREEDOM HATER!!!1

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My neighbours are the same. I commend their foresight of how it should be. Or maybe they are confusing reuse and recycle?

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I’m not surprised about Google Reader. A little birdy told me.

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@satipera is A RAPEIST! Nerr nerr, nerr nerr!

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I thought everyone was on @x11r5’s kill list already.

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Can you say that again?

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Prove to me that you are not Mr Hughes, goddammit!

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@jrobertson Death can have that effect on people.

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That banana was asking for it.

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Hold on a minute. This isn’t ‘Mrs Hughes’, by any chance, is it?

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I believe you have made up this absurd false accusation.

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Yes, I see your point. Being falsely accused of a crime is different from being falsely accused of a crime.

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How do you think I felt being falsely accused of theft by that crazy bastard?

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So? She just made an arse of herself. No need to keep bringing it up.

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I was accused of stealing someone’s password on the internet, he was crazy, oh wait…

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