Congrats to you all!
Read morewat crackers?
Read moreNo, you are in it, too, but you are not co-operating. I suggest you get up off the floor before I piss all over you.
Read moreWater biscuits, silly.
Read moreYou noisy #gobshite!
Read moreYou have falsely accused me of saying things I don’t agree with! How very dare you!
Read moreI’m about to eat a chicken sandwich. #hardcore #nonpaleo
Read moreDon’t you see? #Nonpaleo food is colonising your body and making you weak! #INFOWARS #38DEGREES
Read moreI don’t think so: ‘They are commonly used for camping, gardening and by war re-enactment groups.’ ur1.ca/d3xlq
Read moreFor some reason now I can’t help thinking of @rpcutts' video viewing habits.
Read moreNot really. I’m just being a @Satipera #Gobshite. #theydontlikeitupem
Read moreEach Falklands Islander costs the UK taxpayer £300,000 a year, so Eton is a bloody bargain, really, you commie #gobshite!
Read moreYes. And sporting ridiculous looking facial hair.
Read moreIckle Mickey Owen to retire from ‘playing football’ at the end of the season.
Read moreHow’s it going? Possibly useful example CVs here: prospects.ac.uk/example_cvs.htm (I’m re-writing my own, as it happens).
Read moreThat’s what my wife says.
Read moreI see. You want me to stick it up his back passage?
Read moreIf I’m he, who the fuck are you talking to now?
Read moreDamn.
Read moreOr will he?
Read moreLeave my colon out of this, thank you. #belowthebelt
Read moreYou nationalist #gobshite!
Read moreSigned by us all!
Read moreGreat! Everyone who supports us will receive a free download PLUS a used pair of panties, as worn by @andyc LIVE ON AIR!
Read moreI estimate that my delicious #nonpaleo breakfast of tea and toast is reducing my life expectancy by at least 5 minutes. What of it?
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