Ladyfiend?
Read moreIs this why you don’t preface all your dents with ‘As a beef-wit’?
Read moreHave you got the shakes?
Read moreWTF are you denting my password for?!!!
Read moreWhat are you doing now? Building her a pyre? ;-)
Read moreDon’t you celery me, you bloody hippy!
Read moreIs it like cabbage?
Read moreCheers :-)
Read moreI say.
Read moreIt is? Oh. What have you done with its fur?
Read moreWhy are you holding an owl’s head in your hand?
Read moreWhat?
Read moreAre you a humanitarian or aren’t you?
Read moreDear Twitter Police, I am not really selling crack.
Read more@reality @satipera @jk @marjoleink thanks all. Want any crack?
Read moreIt’s amazing what kids will pay for crack these days.
Read moreHad a great morning, though. Did my first paid work in over two years!
Read more#Manflu is in me.
Read moreAt the risk of sounding like one, perhaps they could stop being superior, know-better shits?
Read moreYes! We have no bananas.
Read moreYes, good idea :-)
Read moreThat said, I’m not sure it’s actually a good idea to ask David Cameron to ‘take the internet out’.
Read more“Cameron, stop the Dangerous Blogs Bill | Open Rights Group” — openrightsgroup.org/campaigns/leve… #INFOWARS #38DEGREES
Read more@philmaddocks how are your songs licensed? If they’re Creative Commons licensed @kevie49 will play one on his TuxJam podcast.
Read moreBeautiful!
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