Ladyfiend?

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Is this why you don’t preface all your dents with ‘As a beef-wit’?

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Have you got the shakes?

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WTF are you denting my password for?!!!

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What are you doing now? Building her a pyre? ;-)

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Don’t you celery me, you bloody hippy!

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Is it like cabbage?

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Cheers :-)

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I say.

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It is? Oh. What have you done with its fur?

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Why are you holding an owl’s head in your hand?

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What?

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Are you a humanitarian or aren’t you?

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Dear Twitter Police, I am not really selling crack.

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@reality @satipera @jk @marjoleink thanks all. Want any crack?

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It’s amazing what kids will pay for crack these days.

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Had a great morning, though. Did my first paid work in over two years!

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#Manflu is in me.

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At the risk of sounding like one, perhaps they could stop being superior, know-better shits?

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Yes! We have no bananas.

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Yes, good idea :-)

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That said, I’m not sure it’s actually a good idea to ask David Cameron to ‘take the internet out’.

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“Cameron, stop the Dangerous Blogs Bill | Open Rights Group” — openrightsgroup.org/campaigns/leve… #INFOWARS #38DEGREES

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@philmaddocks how are your songs licensed? If they’re Creative Commons licensed @kevie49 will play one on his TuxJam podcast.

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Beautiful!

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