Cleaning windows? Or going up into the loft to get naked?

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Levelator! Going up!

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#nonpaleo

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I gave up counting when I got to 30 in 30. Not easy, though.

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ur1.ca/d67nu #immigration

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I wonder if that would work as a defence in a court of law?

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You, sir, are a rapscallion!

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It’s a chard life…

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my what?

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Approved.

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as does cabbage.

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Nah, I think Boris would enjoy it too much.

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Axes, flapjacks, cigars - all potentially deadly weapons in the hands of the oppressed!

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He meets all the essential criteria.

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or flapjacks.

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We should flay them both with triangular flapjacks #triangles

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The bastard upset my wife.

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@reality you pair of lunters!

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Have you considered investing in some bloomers?

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What have they gone and done now?

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I’d rather spend my money on bitcoins, thanks.

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Loads. Even my dad has the same name as me.

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Oh, I see. I’m not convinced that hounding poor little Dick Littlejohn and accusing him of manslaughter is going to make everything OK.

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Yes, it has. Or I could use it impersonate someone else.

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That price is out of this world, bro.

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