Cleaning windows? Or going up into the loft to get naked?
Read moreLevelator! Going up!
Read more#nonpaleo
Read moreI gave up counting when I got to 30 in 30. Not easy, though.
Read moreur1.ca/d67nu #immigration
Read moreI wonder if that would work as a defence in a court of law?
Read moreYou, sir, are a rapscallion!
Read moreIt’s a chard life…
Read moremy what?
Read moreApproved.
Read moreas does cabbage.
Read moreNah, I think Boris would enjoy it too much.
Read moreAxes, flapjacks, cigars - all potentially deadly weapons in the hands of the oppressed!
Read moreHe meets all the essential criteria.
Read moreor flapjacks.
Read moreWe should flay them both with triangular flapjacks #triangles
Read moreThe bastard upset my wife.
Read more@reality you pair of lunters!
Read moreHave you considered investing in some bloomers?
Read moreWhat have they gone and done now?
Read moreI’d rather spend my money on bitcoins, thanks.
Read moreLoads. Even my dad has the same name as me.
Read moreOh, I see. I’m not convinced that hounding poor little Dick Littlejohn and accusing him of manslaughter is going to make everything OK.
Read moreYes, it has. Or I could use it impersonate someone else.
Read moreThat price is out of this world, bro.
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