u wot m8?

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Payment by results has been a great source of income for companies fleecing the Work Programme. No reason why it be the same for the NHS.

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I don’t recall Lammy ever voting against any of these new welfare laws. Although he did stand up for the right to beat children.

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I didn’t get to be a fat bastard without being available to eat the occasional iced bun, you know.

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Try pump2status.net

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I like a nice bit of crumpet as much as the next man, but I wouldn’t advise going to that extreme.

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Are you sure your mother wouldn’t prefer a selection of custard creams, bourbons and digestives instead?

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In principle, yes. I wiped old folks' arses for a living. What they really wanted was company. Not many carers seem able/willing to do both.

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Hmmm… I think @reality already invented the antidote.

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Thanks. I’d forgotten all about it!

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I sense a #chatwithmother update coming…

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Yes. Horse/bull shit - yes. Dog shit - yes. Chicken shit - no.

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I’d better check on that chicken.

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A wife or an Easter egg?

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Fancy!

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Potatoes, veggies and stuffing all prepped for Easter lunch. Just need to locate @r7’s lost chicken and I’m ready to cook!

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Thanks. No one has ever compared me to chicken shit before.

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Sorry, I was being an arse. I’m aware of the failings of our so-called democracy. I’m just amazed @satipera wonders if anyone else noticed.

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Cool! Thanks :-)

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Were they your inlaws?

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What terrible feelings to have. I hope they pass soon and you can withstand it. suicidepreventionlifeline.org might be of help?

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u wot m8?

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And?

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I’m not using Old School settings.

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Sorry, context fail. Yes, what?

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