u wot m8?
Read morePayment by results has been a great source of income for companies fleecing the Work Programme. No reason why it be the same for the NHS.
Read moreI don’t recall Lammy ever voting against any of these new welfare laws. Although he did stand up for the right to beat children.
Read moreI didn’t get to be a fat bastard without being available to eat the occasional iced bun, you know.
Read moreTry pump2status.net
Read moreI like a nice bit of crumpet as much as the next man, but I wouldn’t advise going to that extreme.
Read moreAre you sure your mother wouldn’t prefer a selection of custard creams, bourbons and digestives instead?
Read moreIn principle, yes. I wiped old folks' arses for a living. What they really wanted was company. Not many carers seem able/willing to do both.
Read moreHmmm… I think @reality already invented the antidote.
Read moreThanks. I’d forgotten all about it!
Read moreI sense a #chatwithmother update coming…
Read moreYes. Horse/bull shit - yes. Dog shit - yes. Chicken shit - no.
Read moreI’d better check on that chicken.
Read moreA wife or an Easter egg?
Read moreFancy!
Read morePotatoes, veggies and stuffing all prepped for Easter lunch. Just need to locate @r7’s lost chicken and I’m ready to cook!
Read moreThanks. No one has ever compared me to chicken shit before.
Read moreSorry, I was being an arse. I’m aware of the failings of our so-called democracy. I’m just amazed @satipera wonders if anyone else noticed.
Read moreCool! Thanks :-)
Read moreWere they your inlaws?
Read moreWhat terrible feelings to have. I hope they pass soon and you can withstand it. suicidepreventionlifeline.org might be of help?
Read moreu wot m8?
Read moreAnd?
Read moreI’m not using Old School settings.
Read moreSorry, context fail. Yes, what?
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