How very equal opportunities of you. If only more people hated lentils and static electricity, the world would be a better place.

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Yes. And if they are net curtains it would be peer-to-peer networking.

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What is it with that asterisk bullshit anyway?

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Why you think I think you support BBC news I do not know.

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Exactly (the former).

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Another one for @satipera: “BBC defends false claims linking Rachel Corrie to killings of Israeli soldiers”: bit.ly/XegHr5

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I’ve never been a fan, to be honest.

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Seen this @reality? “David Bowie Releases Vintage Videos of His Greatest Hits from the 1970s and 1980s”: bit.ly/Z27Gim

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Not tonight, darling, I’ve got a headache.

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@theu I told them to eff off.

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Too heavy for my liking.

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The only book of his I managed to read was The Algebraist - highly recommended, though, if you like that kind of thing.

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I always fancied doing that, but never got around to it (yet). Warm enough for you?

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@satipera will be relieved to know that I’m about to go out for the day, so I will be rustling his jimbobs no more.

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I’m just relieved they weren’t chocolate fingers.

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You see where I’m coming from!

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He gives good shortbread, so I’ve been told.

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hugs

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I will allow you to have the final word :-)

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To be fair, I reckon you are beyond help.

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What?

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I am not assuming, just recommending. Why are you so bloody uncooperative?

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I specifically recommend that you do. No one else.

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<a href=“https://twitter.com/dick_turpin" title=“PeteC “Lack of evidence is not evidence!"">@dick_turpin I propose that you are wrong about that.

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You should see a doctor for that.

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