See!

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If the BBC’s live coverage of cross-party sycophancy for Thatcher is correct, Nick Clegg should be about to shoot his load at any moment.

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Everyone can dent with the right support package in place.

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You’re doing it wrong.

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No, no and no.

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Not if you use get_iplayer.

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Cat has just made herself comfortable on my lap. Which must mean it’s time for me to leave.

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More! More!

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No, but United are stuck in the Championship for years without end after going bust.

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You sound as paranoid as Thatcher now.

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There is no alternative.

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That’s not actually your job.

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Not according to @mrdenticator.

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On another planet I am a Thatcherite and you are a Commie.

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No.

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apologies, my deep sarcasm was not conveyed all that well!

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Is that the British Birdcasting Corporation?

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I just ate some of that pasta I made yesterday. I have to say, it’s the finest fucking pasta I’ve ever tasted.

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That’s more or less how #tinap started.

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We only have your word for it. Indeed, unless I’m mistaken, you have admitted failing to provide any evidence that you don’t have one.

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She’s on the command line now ;-)

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JUST PRESS THE FUCKING KEY, GODDAMMIT!!!

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Me: Press the Windows key. Mother: Should I be on Windows? #chatwithmother

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How and why do you keep getting these jobs?

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What? You paid money for a new engine and didn’t even check to see if they’d put one in?

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