See!
Read moreIf the BBC’s live coverage of cross-party sycophancy for Thatcher is correct, Nick Clegg should be about to shoot his load at any moment.
Read moreEveryone can dent with the right support package in place.
Read moreYou’re doing it wrong.
Read moreNo, no and no.
Read moreNot if you use get_iplayer.
Read moreCat has just made herself comfortable on my lap. Which must mean it’s time for me to leave.
Read moreMore! More!
Read moreNo, but United are stuck in the Championship for years without end after going bust.
Read moreYou sound as paranoid as Thatcher now.
Read moreThere is no alternative.
Read moreThat’s not actually your job.
Read moreNot according to @mrdenticator.
Read moreOn another planet I am a Thatcherite and you are a Commie.
Read moreNo.
Read moreapologies, my deep sarcasm was not conveyed all that well!
Read moreIs that the British Birdcasting Corporation?
Read moreI just ate some of that pasta I made yesterday. I have to say, it’s the finest fucking pasta I’ve ever tasted.
Read moreThat’s more or less how #tinap started.
Read moreWe only have your word for it. Indeed, unless I’m mistaken, you have admitted failing to provide any evidence that you don’t have one.
Read moreShe’s on the command line now ;-)
Read moreJUST PRESS THE FUCKING KEY, GODDAMMIT!!!
Read moreMe: Press the Windows key. Mother: Should I be on Windows? #chatwithmother
Read moreHow and why do you keep getting these jobs?
Read moreWhat? You paid money for a new engine and didn’t even check to see if they’d put one in?
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