‘It is as if David Cameron… imagined that by making speeches about it, it would start to happen of its own accord.’ About the sum of it.

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I might go to The Wedding Present @ O2 Shepherd’s Bush Empire. songkick.com/concerts/16378…

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What about people who whip horses?

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calm down

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Every day is LSD’s birthday when you’re trippin', man.

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So which accent is which on Amsterdam? First, northern; second, southern?

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Beer? Glad it went well :-)

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I don’t have a fibre-optic camera :-(

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Sausage, mushroom and green pepper omelette, you say? Oh, all right, then.

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Roll up! Roll up! Get yer olive oil here ( @r7 )!

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Let’s try that again.

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Roll up! Roll up! Get yer olive oil here (@r7)!

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Ta.

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By my reckoning: @arapeist 2 pages of cunt accusations, @shiteblew 10 pages of cunt rebuttals.

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@chalkahlom I read somewhere that her children are also contributing.

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Then why haven’t I received any?

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Do you sell (and ship) your olive oil?

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They’re going to tell us afterwards, apparently. #transparency

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I don’t know, but seeing as she’s dead, and the taxpayer is paying £10m for putting her six under under, we should at least get a discount.

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Aye. Just catching up now.

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Do you need a TV licence to watch Thatcher’s funeral? /cc: @satipera identi.ca/attachment/756…

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Oh, thanks. No idea….

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Either that, or censor that fat Scottish cunt, for balance?

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Can a mod/rocker please unsilence/uncensor @satipera so I can get my morning’s entertainment in full, please?

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@satipera has been silenced by site moderators. I do hope he has a TV licence.

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