Pump dawg!
Read moreYour brain will be incubating your precious productive thoughts while you sleep so they’ll be all nice and shiny like new when you wake up.
Read moreWelcome home :-)
Read moreWasn’t she a woman?
Read moreToday is a great day for bees.
Read moreKer-ching!
Read moreThe fact that the cat scurries out of the room whenever I pick my guitar up says it all really.
Read moreMe and my pineapple. ur1.ca/dl8oc #grow #gyo #garden #pineapple
Read moreI have decapitated the pineapple.
Read moreTake that damned bong out of your ears and maybe you’ll be able to hear what he’s saying!!!
Read moreI don’t believe @andyc wears bras for health reasons. #tinap
Read moreAs a general rule, yes. In this case, no one else wanted it.
Read moreAre Newcastle sleepwalking into the Championship?
Read moreIt doesn’t list anyone as a friend.
Read moreDoes it?
Read moreTried the new Friends app in Ubuntu. Looks better than Gwibber, but lacks basic functionality like how to know if someone replied to you.
Read more@jk I prefer HP sauce, usually.
Read moreDoesn’t bother me if he sells it. Can’t imagine he’d get much for it. It’s still recycled, either way.
Read moreAlso accidentally squirted the cat with tomato ketchup.
Read moreSuccessfully Freecycled our old vacuum cleaner, but forgot to give the guy the spare bags. Oh, well.
Read moreIt’s all rather scarily familiar….
Read moreDid it descend into chaos?
Read moreI wonder if ‘head butt’ has different connotations in the US?
Read moreOops.
Read moreIt’s good that you have an alibi :-)
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